America. Land of the free. I'm in Florida, the sunshine state. Home to Disney, NASA and alligators. I'm driving along the huge 8 lane highway that is Interstate 4. While approaching exit 64 I catch it out of the corner of my eye. There, shimmering in the heat like an oasis of tackiness and saturated fat a bright orange sign shouts 'Hooters'. Unable to resist, I pilot my ridiculously large hired 4x4 to the car park.
For the uninitiated, Hooters is a burgers 'n' ribs restaurant with a difference. It is as politically incorrect as you can get. Waitresses, sporting bright orange hot pants and white tank tops, serving you with enthusiasm that would make your momma proud. They take your order while bending gleefully over your table and then 'process' it by standing on a little white stool, attaching it to an overhead wire that is connected to the 'chef'. A little time and a lot of perving later, your meal arrives but by then your eyes have already had 'all you can eat'. The subliminal sign on the wall says it all: Our waitresses are flattery operated! Eating is then somewhat of a formality and you feel compelled to leave the tip of the century.
Is the food any good? Who cares?! You could have been served a pot noodle and it would have been worth it. Hooters is about as much fun as you can have with your clothes on and they know it. The 'gift shop' inside the restaurant is a stroke of genius, as taking home some evidence of your visit is the only remaining essential requirement.
God save America!
I was thinking of LoveGirls and all the chicks that have supported the site during my trip to Florida so I thought it only right to bring you something nice back! :) For your chance to win the tshirt the Hooters chick above modelled for me let me know from the picture below what you would have ordered from the Hooters menu. Oh wait *gasp*, whats this? The picture of the menu appears to have been lost and were stuck with a line up of hot Hooters chicks ... *grin* ... so the question still poses ... what would you order! ;)
Grats to Maria who was randomly picked, the t-shirt is on it's way to you, if it fits nicely please do send a pic of yourself and your weapons of mass distraction!
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Posted by kizzaa, at 21:01 on Wed, Apr 25th
my bird would look sexier, in one of them, let me have it, ill send u a pic of her in it xxx