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Toni Turner

Lesbian Detector Test

by Toni Turner

For all those naive, distracted or very blonde girls out there, a test to final show if your gay or not!

I was sent an email a few weeks ago saying something like "Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If she spins clockwise you are straight, if she spins anticlockwise you are a lesbian and if you can get her to go in either direction you are bi."

I'm going to claim that I was distracted with work at the time of reading it because the only other alternative is that I was having the blondest of blonde moments because I remember staring at her for ages willing her to spin anticlockwise.

Are You A Lesbian Test

Finally I found out what the test is for when a friend posted it on Facebook today. It's a test to see if you use the right side of your brain more than the left side. If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain more and vice versa.

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

So which way does it spin for you? Are you tempted to reword the test meaning and send it to some naive straight girl in an attempt to convince her that she really is gay? Good luck!

Showing 20 out of (93) Comments

Posted by nova, at 17:17 on Mon, Oct 6th

i can change the way it spins at my will just by concentrating. i guess i'm bi then :P

Posted by Kiama, at 11:45 on Sun, Sep 7th

Wow that is weird, each time I looked it was spinning a different way and I couldn't seem to change it until I looked away from pc and back again. I wouldn't really label myself as straight/gay/bi as all I look for in a person is that I love them and gender is unimportant, I do fancy women and men pretty equally tho so maybe bi is the label and this test agrees xx

Posted by dorothy over the rainbow, at 19:35 on Thu, Aug 28th

I see her turning clockwise.
I am female.
I hate men.
I love women.
I broke my closet at eleven years of age.
Meaning I've been an out and proud lesbian for half my life now.

But I confess to being kinda "cute" and lipstick-y most of the time.

Posted by =], at 12:10 on Mon, Aug 11th

AAARRRGGGHHH!
that is so cool ^_____^
i looked up the first time and sure enough, spinning clockwise.
then i read a few peoples comments, and someone suggested looking at her feet xD
i love this

ok then. lesbianism for me.

and i dont actually think the way she was spinning would have made any difference. it seems i was staring at her breasts the whole time :]

Posted by Lindsey, at 22:06 on Fri, Aug 1st

It's a trick of the brain.
Left/right hemispheres of the brain doesn't determine whether your homosexual or heterosexual.

Don't worry about it.

Posted by Kristi, at 05:43 on Fri, Aug 1st

When I first looked at her, she spun clockwise. I went and read the comments, scrolled back up and she spun anti-clockwise. I kept staring and after about 3 minutes I could get her to go back and forth. Amazing illusion. Guess it means I'm bisexual but then again I knew that already.

Posted by carla, at 14:17 on Wed, Jul 30th

i looked at her for 10 mins willing her to turn anti clockwise and she wouldnt. i guess the real test is the fact ive been staring at a silhouttes breasts for 10 mins clearly im a lesbian!

Posted by J Dawg, at 05:04 on Sat, Jul 26th

OH MY GOD... It cant go clockwise. I have tried... Only counter clockwise for me, guess my questions are answered.

Posted by Dawn, at 23:00 on Thu, Jul 24th

Despite trying my hardest, could only make her move clockwise.
Nice nipples!

Posted by Jessica, at 17:03 on Wed, Jul 16th

At da top it says if shes spinnin clockwise ur straight if shes spinnin da otha way ur lesbian nd if she spins both ways ur bi.

Posted by Jessica, at 17:00 on Wed, Jul 16th

i cnt c her spinnin' anti-clockwise???

Posted by gjmb1960, at 15:22 on Fri, Jul 4th

first i saw clockwwise.
i couldnt believe the figure could turn anti clock wise.
until i looked at the shadow of the feet.
when i stared at that the figure started to turn anti clock wise. amzing...

Posted by kim, at 17:24 on Mon, Jun 30th

ok that is just ridiculous! i could only see her moving clockwise...then i read a few comments and looked again just to be sure and she started clockwise then went anti-clockwise but then clockwise again....i'm now confused.....by my breast obsession confirms i am indeed a lesbian.

Posted by Chaz, at 18:58 on Thu, Jun 12th

I 100% truthfully can only see it spinning anti-clockwise. I can't work out how it's clockwise at all. Even without looking at the legs, the head is anti-clockwise.

I'm Lesbian! Yay.

Posted by Ocean, at 22:26 on Mon, Mar 3rd

She turned clockwise first, then anti and then back to clockwise... etc. Drove me nuts! ... On Facebook I had to choose one or the other, not both, or changing. Bah.

Posted by Icka, at 03:33 on Sun, Mar 2nd

She could spin both ways and the wierd thing is that I could somehow control the way in which she did spin. Amazing stopping and then countering the way she spins.

Posted by Gingerspice, at 19:23 on Fri, Feb 15th

Ha! Ha! This thing is just cruel! The first time I watched it, i saw her going clockwise. That's all I saw. Then, for giggles, I read other people's comments. Went back and watched it again, after staring a bit, she went counter-clkwise. OMG!!! I don't know what her upper body does, but if you stare at the Feet, it all starts to make sense! lol - tooo funny! :D

Posted by Jessie, at 07:19 on Tue, Feb 5th

She was initally spinning *counter-clockwise* then I blinked, and she went clockwise. I think it's a trick. What the hell does left/right brain hemispheres have to do with sexual orientation anyway? That only says that straight people are more imaginative and gays are more logical! LMAO. This is BS. xo. Thanks for making me dizzy.

Posted by Sammy, at 12:17 on Fri, Jan 11th

I can get her to spin both ways, just focus your eyes slightly above her,and blink, ha ha... it actually just swins side to side I think, just depends on how you catch it the first time. Fun...

Posted by lindsey, at 03:34 on Thu, Jan 10th

it went both ways. it changes on its own, if it isnt symmetrical you couldnt just change it with your eyes.

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