Flirting Dilemma

Ladies, ladies, ladies... I'm sure you have all been in this situation at one point or another in you life and for me it has happened once too often! Now we all know flirting comes like breathing to a lot of ladies out there, and I am indeed one of those ladies.

We've all had one of those quiet spells when, for a week or two, you have no one special to entertain you. So instead of welcoming the break and accepting that you can't be entertained 24/7 by the beautiful ladies of the world you find one that, lets just say, isn't your type and let her have a shot.

So here's my dilemma. When does flirting cross over to me just teasing the poor unfortunate girl who is occupying my time while I find someone I actually want to take somewhere to hop on the good foot and do the bad thing? Now I have to clarify to all you reading this, I have not kissed, touched or slept with this girl so it is pure flirting! The flirting has now got to the point where she wants to take me out and "show me the time of my life". My idea of the "time of my life" consists of a tall, tanned, and oiled up brunette tied up to my bed. I am pretty certain this is not what she has in mind!

Let's start at the beginning. I met her on a night out with a load of friends where I actually got it on with someone else. (So please back me up, there is no flirting on my behalf so far). Weeks passed by and I started to hear off her more and more on the wonder that is Facebook. Me being me, I replied being my usual highly amusing, flirty self!

See this is the point where it MIGHT have turned, and this is the point that my friend says I encouraged her. She started it though! I was sat minding my own business then all of a sudden I received a message. The type of message that makes you blush / choke on your roast potatoes when you're sat opposite your mom having dinner. I'm not the type of girl to be all talk and no tongue and I can NEVER turn down a challenge so I had to give her something in return. So picture messages came to life and zooming from my phone to hers went a picture of me in my underwear. I have a strange feeling this is when it all went a step or six too far. It has now escalated and there are only so many times a girl can avoid questions such as "So how much do you want me?" and "Am I turning you on?" with the old "Lol, what do you think" line before they become wise!

So then ladies, something needs to be done and it will be based on the outcome of your views. Do I:

a) Make out with the girl anyway because I don't like being all flirt, no fingers and I feel bad for working this girl up for weeks

b) Let the girl know that this is never going to happen

c) Find a pretend girlfriend to save me for a while until I have got out this mess (offers are welcomed – if the afore mentioned tall, tanned, and oiled brunette is around call me)

d) Let her read this article and figure it out on her own.

Why do we do these things hey!! (Other people do this too right?)