I was recently having a conversation with a friend regarding the joys of sex in toilets. Unlike my friend who regarded such activities as nasty and animalistic I can’t speak highly enough of a good romp in the loo of some seedy bar or club. My reasoning is two fold;

Firstly, we have all been in the situation where you have been out on the scene and met the “love of our life” that we simply must have then and there (most likely due to copious amounts of alcohol and / or the happy pills you just digested) so what better place to show your love for them then balancing half naked, knickers down your ankles on a toilet bowl in G.A.Y??